"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
Anonymous asked: Why dont you like nicki?
her music is dreadful
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
(Source: kanyewesticle, via ugly)
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*