"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via ugly)

slowlyblowme:

🍇🍼

Anonymous asked: Why dont you like nicki?

hateful:

her music is dreadful

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via ugly)

130186:

Betsey Johnson S/S 2015

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via unpopuler)

likeafieldmouse:

last night i had a strange dream
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via no-kau-a-kau)